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Thread: Religion, Sex, and Politics:: Graze the lord! South African pastor Lesego Daniel tells congregation to eat GRASS to be closer to God.
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Thread: Religion, Sex, and Politics:: So who's fault is this?
by TheDashi
Is this just hollywood hating on women?Is it the fault of people that go to movies, but dont go to movies with strong female leads?
Is this an actual problem?
Is hollywood just doing what the public pays for?
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/oscars-are-all-best-ac...
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Thread: Religion, Sex, and Politics:: Al right, lets hear about how racist he is...
by TheDashi
Let's tear his life apart since hes a black republican, and not a black democrat.Let's hear again about how republicans are so racist when they vote for him, if he makes it that far that is...
http://www.thepoliticalinsider.com/official-dr-ben-carson-ju...
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Thread: Religion, Sex, and Politics:: Post-Feminist sex guide ~ For women, not men.
by DWTripp
RSP has had so many rape threads, cat-call threads, drunk sex threads and so forth and so on that I believe we all just have to accept the truth -Women in this post-feminist world no longer engage in sex with men for the boring old square reasons of love, pleasure, creating a family and alimony. That's the world I grew up in. It died sometimes in the 90's and I just didn't notice. If I had paid closer attention to Rush Limbaugh and his 'feminazi' argument I might have been prepared. But sadly, the only people listening to Rush have always been Libtards... and those Sad Sacks almost never get laid anyway.
In the new era women make all the rules - that era being one that dawned sometime between Hillary not blowing Bill's happy ass out the door for getting one blow job after another from barely legal hotties and Sandra Fluke crying to congress about another woman who deserved free shit because, woman.
So men, especially you younger guys who are stupidly dreaming of love, pleasure, children and hiding your money off-shore, you guys need to wise up. There are now only two kinds of sex -
* Punishment sex
* Criminal sex
The guide I've linked to pretty much covers the first type - the payback to men, despite men being just as victimized by evolution as women, they still have it coming. The second type, sex that doesn't clearly punish the man for being a degraded scumbag, is all other sex and any man who participates in it is always committing a felony. He may or may not be indicted, that's totally up to the woman and whether her BFF's, FB friends and dad believe he should have gotten a lawyer before asking her if he could buy her a drink. Whatever the case rest assured, with the statute of limitations being very, very long for this sort of felony there are many of you walking around right now who probably will end up in jail for boning that slutty coed 16 years ago in the back of the lecture hall. She can simply claim she had drank three Tequila Sunrises for breakfast and despite being able to smell her tequila breath, you did her anyway.
How Women should have sex with the enemy
** note **
There is a 3rd kind of sex available and trust me guys, it's the best kind because it always has a happy ending. Just save your money by not courting a woman. Not buying her a drink, no dinners, trips, flowers, concerts, movies, nothing. That will amount to several thousand bucks a year and if you skip the whole marriage/lawyers/traler-park route it can amount to 6 figures or more in the average sexual lifespan of a man.
Then buy some hookers every month with half the loot and invest the rest in Bitcoin.
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Thread: Religion, Sex, and Politics:: Comic Dirkjan 1 (for gyc365 only!)
by anemaat
This post is for gyc365 only, since others may be offended. So please complain to him. ..... freedom of speech .... of art ..... of expression .... bla bla bla .... besides I don't care ...OK gyc365 I've found some time and fun to post some of the better Dirkjan comics. With some translations as well, so please thank me. Be ready when I ask a favour in return!
Top:
-Jumping-Ant will execute raindance for whiteface
-Sjeez! Excellent! And how do you stop raining?
-Jumping-Ant don't know
-There the neighbours would be happy with
Bottom:
-Is the river downstream ease accessable?
-Yes sure
-If I survive this, I will get on He-Who-Never-Tells-The-Truth!
-A Fristie (very sweet yoghurt drink)
-Cut!
-You should say:"A Whisky"
-But it was Fristie in the script
-Yeah, we have changed that
Bottom:
-This is the one we need. Seaworthy, 16 knots.
-We'll purchase this one. Do you have a credit card?
-No
-Damn
-Captain! The Borg! They will assimilite us
-We are smurf. We are coming you to smurf!
-We shouldn't have assimilated that smurf
-Resistance is smurf!
-Actually our school should have a name
-Why don't we have our students decide for a name
-That is a splendid idea!
-Shite School
-In the summer of the year of the Lord 1914 the fresh chaplain Dirkjan is on his way to his very first parrish.
-Hooters? Yeah, I like to look at them myselves
-So I said to the farmer "10 Hail Mary's and bring me some fillet of beef next week"
-Hey, the telephone rings for the very first time
-Whether I would have myself advised on my health insurrance non-committal?
-Good man, we are dining!
-It is time to meet the parrishers. Let's start with a visit to farmer Van Melis
-I have to warn you. Don't look at his wife!
-Food day, mrs. Van Melis. Is the farmer at home?
-And to all who are present here may the Lord Almighty bless you
-The Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen. Go all in peace.
-Farmer Van Santen, this morning you have sent your pig to church
-I am a busy man
-So you walk towards him. You say nothing and drink his beer.
-WTF!!
-Every Sunday afternoon the same old song
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Thread: Religion, Sex, and Politics:: Comic Dirkjan 2 (for gyc365 only!)
by anemaat
This post is for gyc365 only, since others may be offended. So please complain to him. ..... freedom of speech .... of art ..... of expression .... bla bla bla .... besides I don't care ...OK gyc365 I've found some time and fun to post some of the better Dirkjan comics. With some translations as well, so please thank me. Be ready when I ask a favour in return!
-Memory training
-How was your day, Cowardman?
-Fine
-Beeeeert, I ......
-Shhhhhhh
-Don't you see, we are watching the Winter Olympics, woman!!
-Yeah!
-You are watching the sweep break
-So what?
Top:
(No translation needed)
Bottom:
-Curling is cool! A rightious part of the Olympic Games!
-However the 800 meter for snowmen may be scrapped for me
-Lord, I have invented the clown
-Clown? What is that for something?
-That is someone who takes care of entertainment
-Entertainment it is indeed
Top:
-The sergeant is terribly wounded in his stomach
-They want us to send someup
-Go for it, Cliniclown!
Bottom:
-Prime Minister, the enemy has made a prisoner of war.
-Damn!
-TV-images of the interrogation go all around the globe
-Even that
-The bastards!
-Damn! I can't really remember where I have left my bathrobe
-I'll take this one. Bad luck for the one who owns it.
-Oh dear, someone got beaten up
-What I am gonna do now
-If I do nothing, I'll regret
-If I intervene they probably go after me
-Dilemma!
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Thread: Religion, Sex, and Politics:: Comic Dirkjan 3 (for gyc365 only!)
by anemaat
This post is for gyc365 only, since others may be offended. So please complain to him. ..... freedom of speech .... of art ..... of expression .... bla bla bla .... besides I don't care ...OK gyc365 I've found some time and fun to post some of the better Dirkjan comics. With some translations as well, so please thank me. Be ready when I ask a favour in return!
-We are Dirkjan & Bert and we are looking for a model for our spring fashion show
-Debbie wears a light top with beneath that a short jupe with flower design
-It is again a mystery where couturier duo Dirkjan & Bert got their inspiration
-I am fashion. I breath fashion.
-Even if I create a turd it's fashion and, you know, if after that I don't flush it's fashion too.
-Headline: Fashion King seems to be a pervert
-Look! That is what I call an ass!
-Watch it! If I slap on it, I am sure that it lasts at least 20 seconds before it stops vibrating
-Why she is walking away?
-That is the miss of the catering
-Yeah I know that!
-Ravioli. Carambert. Fois Gras.
-No one is getting that down the throat!
-Luckily we've brought some of our own food from home.
-There are some saucages left from the BBQ.
-Can I make you happy with a piece of melon.
-These buns are left over.
-I believe we are being fooled
-I want my money back! I've teared out my "one size fits all" t-shirt
-Doesn't exist
-No one tears out of my "one size fits all" shirts! Shove off! You are not going to fool me!
-Don't mess with the Hulk
-It is about time to clean our old toilet brush
-It's more than twenty years old. I believe it was from the previous inhabitants
-That's it
-Actually the glasses had to go first
Top:
-Me and my twenty young nuns are stranded. Can we spent the night here?
-That's ok
-You could have told me that
Bottom:
-My name is Van Helsing and I have come to put this stick through your masters heart, so that he returns to hell!
-What are you saying, Bert? What is he exactly coming to do?
-You are new here, eh? Watch out for Van Druten! If you talks during the lesson he throw you out of the class
-So what?
-Van Druten watches Jackass
[img] http://rechtsactueel.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/cartoon-dir... [/img]
-Saint Niklas, please enter with your servant, because we ....
-Van Druten has got an oldfashioned image of Zwarte Piet (Black Pete)
-Children, this is our new student Winston
-I count on you that he will not be bullied
-I address this especially to Ronny
-I am asking it one more time, Van Rooyen! When was the battle of Nieuwpoort?
-Van Druten, what oare you doing?
-Here, have some lemonade and just tell us, when was the battle of Nieuwpoort?
-Forget it! The Good Teacher Bad Teacher method doesn't work with me!
-Today Frankie Sanders has shot a little paper ball to me.
-What have yo done?
-For this time just a warning
-Hold the elevator, boys
-The cape! the F! Say it's not true!
-It is!
-That was another splendid action from Fartman
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Thread: Religion, Sex, and Politics:: Comic Dirkjan 4 (for gyc365 only!)
by anemaat
This post is for gyc365 only, since others may be offended. So please complain to him. ..... freedom of speech .... of art ..... of expression .... bla bla bla .... besides I don't care ...OK gyc365 I've found some time and fun to post some of the better Dirkjan comics. With some translations as well, so please thank me. Be ready when I ask a favour in return!
-I am looking for a guide dog. A Collie. Do you have one?
-I have
-Finally got rid of that armadillo
-You don't have any job for us, have you?
-Well it's a matter of attitude. There is always work for those who wants to work.
(Remember the tsunami)
-And there we stood. Eye to eye. The bear and I. For seconds we both didn't move and then he moved forward with his razorsharp claws...
-One moment, Bert. You shot him in the back.
-And I believe it's Winnie the Pooh.
-So what!
-I haven't seen Bert for a while.
-He deliberately wounded himself. He is in the hospital now and in a week he may go home.
-What Bert can do, I can do too!
-Heeh Dirkjan, you have succeeded as well
Top:
-The boat of captain Dirkjan lies motionless at the bottom of the sea at 300 metres
-Men I have bad news
-The batteries are empty, the diesel oil has leaked away. We can't move ahead, back or up. We can't send an emergency signal and we have got oxygyn for 5 hours. In short we are done! Any questions?
-Yeah here! on May 22nd I am going to merry. Can I have a shore leave from May 21st till June 4th?
-Right! For those who didn't pay attention the whole story comes once again
Bottom:
-Men, in this situation it is usual to abandon ship. Better a self-chosen death, than a slow suffocation in this metal cigar
-You are also joining us, captain?
-No, a captain dies on his ship, sailor
-And that was very wise of me, because when getting rid of all those ballast the ship began to float again
Top:
-Listen Zlatan, we want you to snuff someone for us
-It's Little Henkie alias The Turk
-Also known as Tall Tinus nicknamed Fat Jack
-I am confused. Do you have a picture? (Easteuropean accent)
-Ok, I can handle that
Bottom:
-One last thing, Zlatan. It needs to look like an accident
-Right
-Good job
-Headline: Topcriminal Slides
-What are you doing?
-In our brothel regularly come well-known persons
-From now on we can blackmail them with camera pictures
-Great
-Hulk no foreplay Hulk hanky-panky right now
-We'll stay out of this one
-Trouble with the gnomes again?
-July 12th 2002 The zoo repays a visit
-Would they like to have coffee?
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Thread: Religion, Sex, and Politics:: Comic Dirkjan 5 (for gyc365 only!)
by anemaat
This post is for gyc365 only, since others may be offended. So please complain to him. ..... freedom of speech .... of art ..... of expression .... bla bla bla .... besides I don't care ...OK gyc365 I've found some time and fun to post some of the better Dirkjan comics. With some translations as well, so please thank me. Be ready when I ask a favour in return!
-Hi dr. Pill, how is it going?
-A little better
-I have found a hobby to put my mind on something else
-You are still not 100% better, aren't you
-Do you notice?
-Why are we late, mr. Van Gogh?
-Eh ... the bridge was open
-I think the bridge was just closed, mr. Van Gogh!
-Damn!
-And that's why, my gentlemen, there is no life possible on other planets
-Any questions?
-Yeah here
-Damn!
-Hey Barbarian, I have learnt that you are looking for the Stone of Nimrod
-On my behind I've got a tattoo of a map that leads you to the stone
-Ok trousers down and bend over, dwarf!
-Why is it suddenly so silent?
-Emperor Marini, our budget dificit is terribly high. We need to do something urgently
-Quick, sacrifice a Vestal Virgin to the god Jove / Jupiter.
-Right
-It remains sticky, those finances
-Has the operation been successfull, Bert?
-I've been operated by the cliniclown
-I cannot believe that
-Damn!
Top:
-Boss, I resign. I've found another job that gives me more appreciation
-The resident is at home. He hides himself behind the couch. Keep trying!
-Good job, Superjehova!
Bottom:
-What will we do when the occupant is not interested?
-Then we Jehovas put a foot between the door
-Good morning, we would like to talk with you about our Good Lord
-I am not interested!
-No? Maybe you are interested now!
-Our own foot, Superjehova
-Ouch, mercy!
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Thread: Religion, Sex, and Politics:: Comic Dirkjan 6 (for gyc365 only!)
by anemaat
This post is for gyc365 only, since others may be offended. So please complain to him. ..... freedom of speech .... of art ..... of expression .... bla bla bla .... besides I don't care ...OK gyc365 I've found some time and fun to post some of the better Dirkjan comics. With some translations as well, so please thank me. Be ready when I ask a favour in return!
-Come with me
-This hair was in the shower drain and it is clearly not mine
-With that red nose he had something comical
-Still two ounces
-Now me
-Ahem
-Can't you read
-Text right: Weighing Vegetables & Fruit
-Text left: Weighing you dick
-I'm sorry, we're full
-Full?
-If the King was right in front of you, would you have a table then?
-Yes, then we have
-Well, give me that table then!
-They don't like Royalty here
-My wife and I want a table near the window
-They are all occupied
-I don't care! That's your problem!
-Look! And then it suddenly seems possible
-Thanks to three goals of Dirkjan FC Zijtaart (=very small village) has won the quarter final of the Champions League
-Where is everybody?
-After the won quarter final we directly stepped into the bus with a crate of champaign. On to the Ladies-of-Enjoyment!
-Damn!
Top:
-Test ... 1 ... 2 ... Test
-Bert, we are on air already
-Ahem, tension rises in the Middle-East
-I misses Sacha de Boer already (Good-looking anchor woman)
Bottom:
-Bert, what are you doing with that bag over your head
-No, you understand that after yesterday I don't want to be recognized and I am here for my relaxation
-Hey, that's the newsreader of yesterday
Top:
-We Amish stuck with strict rules. It is for example forbidden to use electric shavers
-For unmarried men it is forbidden to wear a beard and for married men it is forbidden to shave the beard, but it is for everyone forbidden to wear a moustache.
-And as it may seem obvious a joke on the last picture is also forbidden
Bottom:
-Brother Zacharias, why is humor actually forbidden?
-If God has wanted humor, he would have created Adam and Bassie (=Dutch clown)
-Luckily not a very good joke
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Thread: Religion, Sex, and Politics:: Pastor from Georgia goes to the Nordics and says "wow"
by Mondainai
Short version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuDqEGlKOusLong version (no eng subs): http://arenan.yle.fi/tv/2199722
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Thread: Religion, Sex, and Politics:: The case against immigration.
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Thread: Religion, Sex, and Politics:: Is the Right to Family Life a threat to conservative values?
The idea has somehow crept into the consciousness of British right-wing political commentators (and even some members of the judiciary) that "family life" and "the welfare and best interests of children" are an alien and foreign imposition on British values and British society.
As dangerous and stupid hogwash goes, this is right up there with "taxation is theft". Why does the right-wing continually attempt to make compassion and humanity a monopoly of the left?
You don't have to be a bleeding-heart liberal to think that families and children are things worth caring about! (Not is bleeding-heart liberalism an alien imposition on the British way of life: in many ways we invented it).
Of course, the context of the right-wing's little anti-family spasm is immigration, which rivals the bedroom as the one area where right-wing politicians want more government control rather than less...
As dangerous and stupid hogwash goes, this is right up there with "taxation is theft". Why does the right-wing continually attempt to make compassion and humanity a monopoly of the left?
You don't have to be a bleeding-heart liberal to think that families and children are things worth caring about! (Not is bleeding-heart liberalism an alien imposition on the British way of life: in many ways we invented it).
Of course, the context of the right-wing's little anti-family spasm is immigration, which rivals the bedroom as the one area where right-wing politicians want more government control rather than less...
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Thread: Religion, Sex, and Politics:: US at war with China and Russia
by frumpish
When are US politicians going to acknowledge that the repeated cyber attacks by Russia and China are acts or war and either declare war on Russia and China or at least sever diplomatic relations with them or initiate sanctions against them or retaliate with cyber attacks of our own or shore up US defenses against Cyber attack or do something?↧
Thread: Religion, Sex, and Politics:: Obama urges FCC to enact Net Neutrality
by TheChin!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-switch/wp/2014/11/10...Wheeler has said that he is open to using Title II to regulate ISPs as well as other approaches. In a statement Monday, Wheeler said he was "grateful for the input of the president" and that the FCC would "incorporate the President’s submission into the record."
Not exactly "Thy will be done".
In other news Ted Cruz has responded that this is Obamacare for the Internet. I guess it could be worse he could have said something about the tubes.
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Thread: Religion, Sex, and Politics:: Is Blind Faith a good thing?
First we need to clarify what we are talking about.
"Blind faith occurs when someone puts their faith into something without any evidence."
Random definitions picked off the internet are random!
Can someone give me a better definition?
"Blind faith occurs when someone puts their faith into something without any evidence."
Random definitions picked off the internet are random!
Can someone give me a better definition?
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Thread: Religion, Sex, and Politics:: Hey, all you people that supported Obamacare, guess what you are...
by TheDashi
Yeah, your idiocy was used to pass this bill, so says the architect of the bill.Congrats on falling for this nightmare.
http://dailysignal.com/2014/11/09/caught-camera-obamacare-ar...
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Thread: Religion, Sex, and Politics:: "Lap Dance" KS ads on BGG vs Tentacle Bento KS cancellation: Equateable??
by White Elk
I'm interested in Opinions based on the principle of" one person's Squee can be another person's Squick ".
I have Definitely just had a Squick Moment.
Background:
I [article=9184720#9184720]defended Tentacle Bento[/article] against those who Squicked on the assumption that the game was based on a Rape trope
(For the Record: I could see their point, but I disagreed with the premise).
I was more or less surprised and disappointed by KickStarters decision to pull the Tentacle Bento Campaign:
https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=tentacle+bento+canceled
Which brings us to the Present:
I personally find the very Real exploitation inherent in the sex-work industry
to be far more problematic than a completely Fantasy anime trope.
Added to This?
The Lap Dance ads are Here, on BGG,
as opposed to merely being "out There" on KS.
Now: I recognize that some may find my position untenable, or even hypocritical,
But I have to wonder:
1) Will the Lap Dance Ads here on BGG create anywhere as much controversy
as the mere existence of Tentacle Bento KS?
Why or Why Not...?
Will the Lap Dance KS be cancelled like the Tentacle Bento KS was?
Should it Be?
Why or Why Not?
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Thread: Religion, Sex, and Politics:: Jordan forbids preaching of radical Islam in its mosques
by whac3
I've not been able to find a second source reporting on this story but while Arutz 7 has a noted bias in some ways, they don't typically make things up. They're reporting that a royal decree in Jordan has forbidden the preaching of what Jordan's gov't sees as extremist views.The linked article wrote:
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Although Jordanian security offices have always carefully watched radicals for years, they never stopped allowing even prominent al-Qaeda-affiliated clerics from preaching - as long as they watched what they said.
Now, with the sudden rise of Islamic State, Jordan's religious authorities are clamping down.
They have authorities have started a campaign coaxing and even pressuring Muslim clerics to preach messages of moderate or peaceful Islam.
Jordan's imams, of which there are more than 5,000, traditionally give sermons after Friday prayers. And Dawood is touring the kingdom unveiling the set of new laws in a series of meetings for any religious leader who wishes to address Friday worshippers.
Jordan is specifically demanding that preachers refrain from any speech against King Abdullah II and the royal family, slander against leaders of neighboring Arab states, incitement against the United States and Europe, and support for jihad and extremist thought.
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Although Jordanian security offices have always carefully watched radicals for years, they never stopped allowing even prominent al-Qaeda-affiliated clerics from preaching - as long as they watched what they said.
Now, with the sudden rise of Islamic State, Jordan's religious authorities are clamping down.
They have authorities have started a campaign coaxing and even pressuring Muslim clerics to preach messages of moderate or peaceful Islam.
Jordan's imams, of which there are more than 5,000, traditionally give sermons after Friday prayers. And Dawood is touring the kingdom unveiling the set of new laws in a series of meetings for any religious leader who wishes to address Friday worshippers.
Jordan is specifically demanding that preachers refrain from any speech against King Abdullah II and the royal family, slander against leaders of neighboring Arab states, incitement against the United States and Europe, and support for jihad and extremist thought.
...
Now I'm strongly in favor of freedom of religion even for extreme positions, but if the story if correct, it seems to me that what is being forbidden is simply incitement to violence. That I don't have a problem with.
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Thread: Religion, Sex, and Politics:: The Worst Part of Obamacare
by bjlillo
Now that the Republicans have control of Congress, they need to repeal the single stupidest part of Obamacare: the employer mandate.One of the major difficulties with health insurance mobility here in the US is the fact that it is primarily tied to employment. With Obamacare getting rid of restrictions on preexisting conditions, one of the major bonuses of employer-sponsored coverage (group rates/coverage rather than individual rates) is no longer an issue.
The employer mandate is difficult to administer and puts some very perverse incentives on businesses to halt their growth, not hire employees, or falsely report the hours employees are working. It's a massive amount of control for something that has zero benefit. Plus, in many cases with married couples who both work for different large businesses, it creates a weird duplication of effort.
With some of the requirements for abortifacient coverage that are in place with Obamacare, this employer mandate is also what lead to the Hobby Lobby case and the Catholic entities case. Without an employer mandate, all of that mess goes away and individuals are left to decide which plan is best for their needs.
It would be nice to correct the wrong that government interference in the employer/employee relationship started in the first place which ended up tying insurance to employment. Eliminating this mandate would increase mobility, freedom for employees and employers, and help significantly simplify the administrative burden caused by Obamacare. Get it done.
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